3E4 was crowned the Champion for the National Day Celebrations Concert on 8 Aug 2008 ! Karaoke on 22 Oct 2008 !
Madness at Escape Theme Park on 25 Oct 2008 !
BBQ at East Coast Park on 11 Nov 2008 !
What's next? XD Someone organize something plsss!!
STUDY SS! Chapter 2 population Chapter 3 Healthcare Singapore Healthcare Britain Chapter 4 Sri Lanka Northern Island Chapter6 Diplomacy and Deterrence 6sub topics , memoriseat least4
41 fun things to not do during an exam
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You shouldnot attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "alamak, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Mr Tan, Mr Tan, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the invigilator's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring PSP . Play with the volume at max level.
9. Bring pets.
10. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the invigilator, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
11. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. (be creative use happy hari raya / happy new year instead )
12. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
13. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14. Do the entire exam in another language. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15. Bring things to throw at the invigilator when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
16. As soon as the invigilator hands you the exam, eat it.
17. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
18. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
19. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
20. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
21. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
22. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the invigilator asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
23. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
24. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
25. Bring a water pistol with you.
26. From the moment the exam begins, hum to "go go power rangers". Ignore the invigilator requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the song Im yours. (think of other songs if you have to)
27. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
28. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield. or just dress lke Harry Potter. :P
29. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
30. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
31. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
32. One word: Wrestlemania.
33. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
34. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
35. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
36. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
37. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
38. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. "
41. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Mr/miss/Mrs ___ is a Terrible Teacher"
YO! 1 more day to examinations! ( boooo) :( We'll be having our English paper 1 and the chemistry paper this Friday. Study Chapter 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11&14 for Chemistry .
Gd luck !:D
Laughter is the best medicine !
(not a FOB hater. I just found the vid very funny. enjoy! :D)
